Urban Dictionary: loaf

Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"

by Clearly Me September 24, 2009

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A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

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Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

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1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.

popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"

by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003

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A useless, overweight person.

Billy's ex-girlfriend, herself a loaf, married another loaf.

by enzio March 08, 2005

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Irish slang for a head butt.

Shut up or I'll loaf ya!

by Simon Kelly May 02, 2005

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a lazy person that lies about doing work and wants everyone to think they are the victim.

see Badria Al-jamal & Eeyore. Both are loafs.

by SJH&MC January 08, 2010

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