The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)
CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
by GUVHMC January 07, 2006
When you are doing a chick in the ass, right after you pull out her anus is still expanded and you insert your dip into her anus then stick your dick in and continue. Hence you are loading the muzzle.
by Coach Taylor September 16, 2007
by Mixed Nuts January 12, 2006
by Copper_head December 04, 2007
One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.
Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.
by CrazzyEddie2010 December 17, 2010
A colloquialism used primarily in industry to describe a fellow worker of such astonishingly low intelligence, competence and ability, whom despite being given every opportunity to progress, always manage to fuck it up and default back to their servile disposition of loading crap on to a machine. In this case glass. A complete and utter halfwit.
Has that Glass Loader from the other shift fucked the numbers up AGAIN! That's the third time this week!
by DAZ95 June 29, 2017
A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.
Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.
by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010