A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
by joshua September 29, 2003
A bunch of poor people chillin' at somebody elses house eatin' somebody elses food and watchin somebody elses TV.
"Hey let's figure something out so that a bunch of us free loaders can go watch DCI championships at such-n-so's place"
by Crazy Synth Man June 09, 2005
Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.
Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."
Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."
Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."
by Crap Master Young June 10, 2011
Someone who takes advantage of another persons good nature by eating, drinking, smoking and taking money of them.
He's a complete free loader! He comes over smokes my cigarette's, drinks my beer, helps himself to the fridge and to top it all of asks to borrow money!
by Mark1412 April 30, 2007
by H@H@H@H@H@H@ May 15, 2009