Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.
When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.
by Frederick Fanon May 27, 2012
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When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down
I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along
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When a man's penis is too large to fit into the vagina of a woman during intercourse at first.
If the wrong shell type is presented to the gunner, his cannon cannot fire.
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When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.
Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro
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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. The act of having sex with a very loose woman.

In this case, the male's penis is like the agitator in a large washing machine (hence the term triple loader). It would therefore be boring for both parties involved due to the large amount of empty space in there.
I can't believe I paid fifty bucks for a triple loader!

by Naxevem June 26, 2006
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A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.
I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.
by Elbie February 24, 2014
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