A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”
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When having intercourse in "doggy style" you extract the smokeless tobacco or dip from you mouth and place it into the girls anus. Then using your penis, you ram it into her anal cavity.
"Man i gave that fat bitch a Boston muzzle loader last night."
by C Cask November 02, 2009
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When one partner takes a dip (chew) out of their mouth, put it on their finger and shove it in the others anal cavity. After this takes place fornicating insues.
Tonight I'm going to give my gummybear a Mississippi Muzzle-Loader, and make her asshole burn.
by FuckablePanda July 07, 2011
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Pioneered in the great state of Alabama, the Birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having anal sex simultaneously. One removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the anus of the girl, and rams it in with his penis. The Birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.
''Ol' Bill was fuckin' his girl in tha ass and gave er a Birmingham muzzle loader.''
by Claberdy April 22, 2010
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Hollowing out the end of a cigarette, removing the tobacco and replacing it with cannabis.
I didn't have my bong or some rolling papers, so I did a front-end loader with a borrowed smoke.
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When you grab a 2 liter of mountain dew, put in your fat girlfriends asshole and empty it in there. Then you tongue punch her fart box and drink the dew out the booty hole.
Gave my lady a McMurdo muzzle loader last night, she said it was the best time of her life!
by Mikeoffdayike March 02, 2021
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Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.
Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."
by Danfield May 10, 2008
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