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the acronym means "laughing my fucking titties off"
used when somone titties fall off because of how hard the individual is laughing.
Cameron: lmfto Jule's finna be ma bestie.
Reedy: hahaha my titties fell off!
by 305smash March 22, 2010
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Definition of LMFTO - Laugh My Fucking Titties Off.

When you laugh so hard that dem pops drop!
Shkisha: ''Yo I was hanging with my girls and we was talking about some fucked shit.''
Laquisha: ''Oh really, so what's the haps, hoe?''
Shkisha: ''Aye this bitch said some funny shit that I lmfto!''
Laquisha: ''Nah, you lying!''
Shkisha: ''Nah I aint gasing, I am for real! I am legit!''
by YoDaddy #69 May 06, 2016
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person 1: "yo, you see that new lolcatz?" person 2: "ya, lmfto!!!"
by Asian Cougar July 19, 2011
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