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"Only true freaks know this"
"Alright bet"
"LMEYPTYCOMF"
"oh, bruh. That's easy. Let Me Eat Your Pussy Till You Cum On My Face."

"Ayye"
by MischievousBabygirl February 22, 2017
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Let me excite your penis til you cum on my face
"What you wanna do tonight"

"lmeyptycomf"

"What?"

"Let me excite your penis til you cum on my face"
by SereneVixen March 10, 2018
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Let me exit your plans til you completely obliterate my face.
You know what LMEYPTYCOMF! 🖕 in other words forget me!”
by Hancky October 07, 2018
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