Urban Dictionary: lmap

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Acronym. Laughing my ass perpendicular. In this case, it means laughing so hard that one butt cheek ends up perpendicular to the other.

"Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, 'I'll have some H2O.' The second man says, 'I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died."
"LMAP!"

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LMAP

Let's make a plan.

Sally: I was thinking of doing something next weekend, what do you think?

Sam: For sure, sounds good LMAP for the weekend, something awesome!

by jmajju March 04, 2012

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LMAP

Leave Me Alone Please

JOHN: I'm Soo Sik LMAP

BOB: Iight

by GT-STUNNA May 29, 2008

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Lmap

North American origin 2012 A.D.
Commonly, "lmao" or "lmfao". Originated from spelling error.
Means:
1. acronym for love my angry pancakes
2. acronym for let Ms. Allison party
3. acronym for leave my ass powdered
4. acronym for let my ass poop

Usage note: you should use this all the time and if you don't know what it is you're a loser so know what is it okay

hipsters, badasses, and cool people use this acronym.

i.e.: Rebecca, LMAP.

by allisonnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 07, 2012