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Acronym. Laughing my ass perpendicular. In this case, it means laughing so hard that one butt cheek ends up perpendicular to the other.
"Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, 'I'll have some H2O.' The second man says, 'I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died."
"LMAP!"
by HanaKaicho October 10, 2011
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Sally: I was thinking of doing something next weekend, what do you think?

Sam: For sure, sounds good LMAP for the weekend, something awesome!
by jmajju March 04, 2012
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North American origin 2012 A.D.
Commonly, "lmao" or "lmfao". Originated from spelling error.
Means:
1. acronym for love my angry pancakes
2. acronym for let Ms. Allison party
3. acronym for leave my ass powdered
4. acronym for let my ass poop

Usage note: you should use this all the time and if you don't know what it is you're a loser so know what is it okay

hipsters, badasses, and cool people use this acronym.
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People who can't spell lmao
lmap. that was funny
by iliterate September 19, 2019
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