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Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?
by exaeta January 12, 2018
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.
by wublovah3000 June 27, 2015
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It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off
by I.make.weird.definitions January 22, 2019
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A chinese hacker and brother of LMFAO.
An urban legend says that if you have rice while on computer at 3 am, he will hack your computer and eat your fucking rice.
An urban legend says that if you have rice while on computer at 3 am, he will hack your computer and eat your fucking rice.
Professor: he is hacker, a chinese hacker!?
Dude: No its...laughing my f'ing arse off
Professor: but thats LMFAO not LMAO, it's his sister?
Dude: No its...laughing my f'ing arse off
Professor: but thats LMFAO not LMAO, it's his sister?
by Microwaved_Cat May 10, 2019