(Australian Colloquialism) The act of smearing one's adversary's teeth with the sweat from the underside of one's scrotum; To dish out a lloydy, to give someone a lloydy
by Bensil Marmoset February 03, 2004
A person who frequents football messageboards and insults both players and fans, and repeats himself ad nauseum. Do not attempt to meet him in public as he is strangely timid in person, but the opposite in cyberspace.
An example of a Lloyd-ism 'Sullivan shouldn't be in the team, he never get's wide enough, he won't get near the first team, we've got much better players than him. Angells shit as well.I only speak the truth cos you lot are too scared.'
by weirdandwonderfulworld.com August 10, 2004
Playing squash at 11am, then eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour for yoga.
by TfL123 August 27, 2009
Also known by the term 'Janner Monkey', this rare and unusual creature will most often be found in its natural habitat of 'Robinson bar stools'.
Tendancy to diplay its diving/post-accident dancing abilities when under the influence.
Bizarre insistance that monkeys do not have paws.
Tendancy to diplay its diving/post-accident dancing abilities when under the influence.
Bizarre insistance that monkeys do not have paws.
Doing a 'lloydy'
by Laffers May 20, 2004
Someone who isn't your mom but treats you with care...like a "cool aunt" but isn't related to you at all, normally a good friend of your mom
Lloydie Patootie has a thick ass
by Sussypizza June 09, 2021
by FlossmanJr March 19, 2020