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lizard licker was coined by jim Morrison in 1971, by jim Morrison "the lizard king"! probably the greatest sexual gift a brilliant musician could give to the world. here's how ya do it. find a groupie or really awesome woman and a bandmate or a best friend and get naked... this is important! now go down on the woman together! if she closes her eyes it'll feel like a lizard is licking her and two tongues is always better than one!
neil: hey paul, you want to come over and give this girl the lizard licker?
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.
paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!
paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.
paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!
paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!
by special_OV October 19, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018