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liu kang

To Whoop somebody's ass!!!

"talkin all that shit and got his ass liu kanged"

by mr. dre August 21, 2006

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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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liu kang

A very strange man who talks like a turkey and has a dragon in his pants.

Sub-Zero: Hey, any of you other guys hear a turkey?
Scorpion: Oh, that's just Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Huabalala Dubba Whaha Gobble!
Johnny Cage: Look out! His dragon is attacking!

by Hawtmonkeybuttsex August 07, 2007

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Liu Kang

A chinese (not Japanese) martial artist who is the main hero of the Mortal Kombat series. And by the way, the name "Liu Kang" sounds about as Japanese as the name "Pancho Villa" sounds German.

Liu Kang is a tribute to the late great Bruce Lee (god rest his soul).

by Johnny_Mendez_ September 30, 2005

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Liu Kang

The strongest Shaolin Temple warrior. He is a chosen warrior from the Earth. He fights to protect the Earth of the invaders like Shao Kahn and Shinnok.

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003