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Using your finger to stop a turd from popping out as you run to the toilet. Derived from the legend of a little dutch boy using his finger to plug a hole in a dike to prevent a flood.
No more chili before road trips for me! I had to skip prairie doggin and go straight to little dutch boy at the last truck stop.
by DefineThisBro October 04, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A common haircut among young male teen-agers. This is when the hair grows over the eyes and restricts vision. The young person then has a barber cut only the part obstucting the view resulting in a helmet-like hair style that draws many rounds of laughter behind the person's back.
look at that stupid cracka, come out of the barber shop, got his little dutch boy haircut goin on, that boy abouta get jumped. (laughs)
by PTC's own Krazy Karl February 26, 2007
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When used in a brittish accent, it means an annoying
homosexual. "little dutch boy" by itself without a british accent means a child that happens to be dutch. However, by adding a british accent you change the meaning to an annoying homosexual
homosexual. "little dutch boy" by itself without a british accent means a child that happens to be dutch. However, by adding a british accent you change the meaning to an annoying homosexual
by Steve at SES August 09, 2007