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where I relieve myself when I'm at a friends house who has a cat. leaving quite the surprise for said friend's mom when she cleans out the box.
Oh golly Stephen, I think Candy is sick.

Why?

Well she left this really huge shit in the litter box and that is just unnatural for an animal of her size.

Oh, I see. Yea you had better call the Vet for that.
by c-hum June 18, 2006
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The opposite of a sausage fest. Party with a girl to guy ratio of at least 3 to 1.
Yo i heard there is a party at nicoles place, its a total litte box!!!!

sarah "I dont wanna go to kristens, its a total litter box and i want to be the center of attention because im a slut like the rest of the girls in the world"
by Joseph Burns April 13, 2010
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-A woman with a dirty vaginal canal. A woman whom after sex, does not shower/douche/clean her area.

-Something your cat makes poops in :
Jackums: Man, look at her dirty ass pussy!

Johniffer: Yea, is like a litterbox!

Jackums/Johniffer: OH SNAP!
by Johniffer January 15, 2008
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The Litter box is when you are a woman are experiencing coitus on the beach until the male reaches climax. He then proceeds to relinquish his man juices over the anticipating females body. Once the tank is on "empty" he kicks sand over her body covering his most recent donation as a cat would in its own litter box.
A man uses a woman like his personal litter box.
by Information and Wealth December 08, 2011
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A sexual act: When sexual activity is done on the beach and once the man has dumped his load he pulls out and covers the woman's vagina with sand.
We went to the beach and I litter-boxed her.
by The_slightly July 21, 2011
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a litter box is when a man or woman poop on a girls vagina. Considering "box" is slang for a coochie and litter is a method of discarding something....in this case....poo.....the term litter box is born.
I'm a little itchy from the litter box you gave me last night.
by wesley willis March 31, 2004
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