When a girl talks with the same lisp that a gay guy/sorority whore does. Very common with entertainment figures and car commercial actresses.
Jay: "This girl is talking like Richard Simmons."

Pat: "Yeah man... Total girl lisp."
by 303alchemist January 13, 2014
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When a person is texting or e-mailing you and they seem to misspell every other word that they have typed
I was trying to text my cousin today but i could understand her text lisp so i just gave up
by BlakeAteYourCat April 04, 2011
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The insanely annoying little girl voice that immature and stupid women love to use, especially when trying to weasel shit from other people.
When Steve heard the hottie at the bar talking in a little girl lisp he knew she was going to be a pain in the ass.

“Damn it, woman, you’re 27 years old, stop talking like a fucking 5 year old! It’s just fucking sad at this point! This little girl lisp shit isn’t cute anymore, it’s just pathetic!”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.
Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.
by lolmongoose December 22, 2008
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When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.
John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
by Roodeer October 22, 2015
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When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.
Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.
by mervunit69 October 01, 2021
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