Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.
Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.
by Big CU December 18, 2006
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An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.
I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza
Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "
by Tbone July 13, 2005
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The act of purchasing, putting on, wearing and sharing lipstick with a sexual arousal being the outcome.
My lips were covered in the most sensual lipstick and I kissed her/his body all over, leaving lipstick marks. This lipstick fetish was becoming an obsession!
by Mistress Red Nose July 25, 2016
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A mildly derogatory term for a Warrant Officer in the US Marine Corps, derived from the WO's insignia: a Lieutenant's bar with a series of red enamelled blocks denoting the WO's grade.
Jake's a Lipstick Lieutenant now; he just got promoted from Staff Sargeant to Warrant Officer...
by VetR September 29, 2006
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The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.
Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!
by Horst Nordfunk January 22, 2016
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when a girl puts on lots of lipstick and kisses a guy in a place usually not seen.
She is lipstick branding her boyfriend.
by :]:] October 06, 2008
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