"Did you read that article about that congressman, man they totally lipoed the truth."

"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"

"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"

"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.