Linux box is a type of "box" that runs... linux, surprise surprise.

A box is geek speak for a computer. It's based on the fact that no matter what marketing spin and terrible contoured shapes corporations put on computers, they are still basically beige boxes.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

An XBox modified to use Linux as it's OS. Hard to do, hard to keep.

An X-Box that runs Linux. This was unintentional by Microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another OS company. Ha ha. Of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the Sex-Box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.