To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.

Used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another Paris Hilton.

At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.

Overdramatic behavior. Complete loss of reality.

slang for cocaine, when you can't say "cocaine" out loud

A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.