I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?

When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.

Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs