by lazyboy July 08, 2013
n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection
Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!
by Ajones April 17, 2003
by Light Joker May 20, 2006
John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.
by Riper123 February 07, 2017
A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.
James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."
Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."
Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
by Jbraat November 03, 2011
by smyles January 28, 2008
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003