Urban Dictionary: limp

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he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 03, 2003

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IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM

Abbreviation for:

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK

Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma—
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!

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Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.

by Riz February 23, 2004

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A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way

Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!

by hosio March 06, 2009

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tim struggling to maintain an erection

by tim June 29, 2003

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LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.

"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"

by Fail Whale IV February 10, 2010

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by Anonymous May 15, 2003

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