A phrase to yell when things are not going well.
When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."
by nachoworm February 19, 2010
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When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.
I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.
by Prof. Ed Monds July 27, 2007
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he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife
by johnson August 03, 2003
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Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.
That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.
by Riz February 23, 2004
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A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way
Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!
by hosio March 06, 2009
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LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.
"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"
by Fail Whale IV February 10, 2010
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