a mediocre rock-rap band
Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra!
by Bozz Hawg April 27, 2004
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The band that destroyed Woodstock and FM radio. see, unfocused anger, latent homoeroticism, meathead metal
Extreme Dude #1: How does Durst do it?
Extreme Dude #2: I know -- he has a small wang, but still goes to bed with chicks.
Extreme Dude #1: I wish my wang were that small.
#2: Haha! Mine is!
#1: I was just joking.
#2: Oh (looks down)
by Self-Hating Hipster July 26, 2005
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A band that uses the word "fuck" more than once i neach song. The people who like them, your with me, and rap a metal should be mixed together. Then, there a losers who say limp bizkit is gay, while they jam out in their car with Simple Plan songs.
"Dude, did you here that Limp Bizkit song, Nookie?"
"Screw L1mp B1zk1t, 1 g0t s0m3t1n b3ta, g000000 S1mple p1an, w00t! L33t rockzzzz!
by TKOSoundco November 21, 2006
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a game in witch several guys stand a circle jerking their wangs and spewing their loads on another guy standing in the middle-(pivot man).
guy-1 : hey, were having a circle-jerk, wanna join?

guy-2 : no, my arm hurts.

guy-1 : well, thats ok, you can just stand in the middle. you make a great pivot man.

guy-2 : great!!!!
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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stupid ass) man limp bizkit is soo cool
anyone with semi-decent musical taste)yea so is my grandmas 80-year-old pussy, u stupid fuck
by mathias hughey January 01, 2004
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The most terrible band of the past 15 years. Everything about them sucks. This fact has been well documented in countless web pages, reviews, and articles all over the Internet so I won't go into many details. Fred Durst is a closet egomaniac; the fact that he just happened to be oafing around in the right place at the right time when the music industry went through another in a long series of bizarre, unexpected detours through inexplicable-trend-land and the spotlight fell on dudes with baggy pants, downtuned guitars, and borderline-retarded grunting in place of actual vocals has filled him with the worst kind of foolish, brash pride that has been well documented by concert promoters, radio staff, and various other industry insiders. Wes Borland is not talented; he just owns a lot of stomp boxes. I'm not a "hater"; I just have ears. Their new record, which appears to be some kind of awful attempt at making a political/social statement, debuted at #24 on the Billboard Top 200 and sold about 37,000 copies it's first week out, which subsequently slid to 12,000 copies when week two rolled around. Ouch. So much for "still raking in millions", right Chase?
Fred Durst was raised in Gastonia, North Carolina; a town about an hour from where I live. This fact fills me with shame.
by Squid Wrangler June 20, 2005
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