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1. A person, generally smaller in size but not age, who can be a little fuckboy at times, pissing everybody off and shit.

2. A middle schooler that tries to act badass and attempts to be mature towards high schoolers.
1. Shut the fuck up you lil shit.

2. Shut the fuck up you lil shit.
by a lil shit February 23, 2016
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Personally I use it when refering to little children on the internet. Why? Well kids on the internet are just annoying, dumb and are the sole reason why those annoying yet popular youtube channels geared towards babies/pre-schoolers exist.

Age range
5-14

Some more reasons.
-Shit spelling & grammar so bad it gives me headaches reading them.
-They are the ONLY people posting the stupid „First.“ comments on youtube, I‘m assuming they want the hate or are too stupid to not refresh the page to double check.
-They aren‘t old enough to handle the internet, for a lot of reasons.
-They‘re just garbage at online games and play games they shouldn‘t due to neglectful parents.
Lil shit 1: FeRsT cOmEnNt!

Most people: STFU and PTFO!

Lil shit 1 in chat: I was cyberbullied online!

Most people: Fucking hell, we have a lil shit on our team.
by McConplaint May 21, 2019
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A person that is being a turd most of the time when your with them
Robert stop being such a lil shit your a annoying the hell at of me
by Fij 23 May 20, 2020
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A gay guys son. a gay guy who gives birth to a son.
son: Daddy where did i come from
dad: Well some guy did me up the ass and out came a lil shit, which was you son!
by pablo March 17, 2003
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