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An artist/producer that is known for his gammar, or lack there of. He is widely known for creating beats and tracks using only the words "WHAT, OKAY AND YEAH!" He rolls with his posse THE EAST SIDE BOYZ and all they do is sip Crunk Juice from a gasoline holder and add the word "SHAWDAY" shorty to the hook. Lil John sports long, nappy dreadlocks, gold teeth, and carries a pimp chalis/cup everywhere he goes. Some people hate on John, but I say "Dont hate, CONGRATULATE!" CUT THE CHECK!!!!!!! HAAAAAHNH!
If you purchase the Chappelle Show DVD collection or watch Comedy Central, you can see an exellent skit about Lil John
by Sabrina January 08, 2005
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A man who,sadly, due to unexplainable circumstances knows only three word of the English language. Those words are "YEAH!","WHAT?" and "OKAAAAAY!". Don't laugh,it's very sad. Although rumours do persist that he can speak fluent Japanese.
10% of all Lil John record sales go towards saving up to buy the poor man some sort of speaking machine. Y'know,like the wheelchair guy. Hopefully after that Lil John will engage in his first actual conversation.
by bandanasarerad October 22, 2006
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Gay? YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Understandable? WHHHAAAAT??
Obediant? OOOKKKKKAAYYYYYY
"Lil John?"
"WHAT?"
"Can you hear me?"
"YYYYEAHHHHHHH"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHHHHHHHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHWAHAWHWHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??????"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"OOOOOOOOKAYYYY"
by Ben Rain August 03, 2004
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An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!
Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!
by stuart May 01, 2005
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A producer that is famous for making catchy beats that go hard in the club. He is not a fuckin beat maker, there is no such thing as a beat maker in big people world. Lil John is an ARTIST that falls under the crunk music genre. He doesnt rap, he gets the party crackin. Sure you talk shit about lil john now, but get a lot of girls together and play his album, you will be praising him later. Bitches Love It!
Guy 1:Damn, this party sucks, but there are a lot of girls.
Guy 2:Put this Lil John CD in.
Guy 1:MIA
by Mr. Mac December 27, 2004
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Ugly, retarded rapper that doesn't deserve the air he breathes.
Guy#1 "dude, you're so gay you remind me of Lil John."

Guy#2 "...(sob)"
by G-mix December 11, 2004
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The most untalented excuse for an artist ever.
Bobby: Do you like lil john?
Johnny: Hell no. The guy makes millions off of saying "what", "okay", and "yeah".
by jddd July 10, 2004
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