“I’m gonna say some annoying shit hold on.”
“Do you like chicken?”

"you already know, what's going to be happening" -guy 1
"we gonna fuck, downward dog, 69, im gonna bop chicken like a flopper, stick it in his ass, lock it in raw, i'll eat his ass out, cum on my lips" -guy 2
*guy 1,2&3 all laugh at the same time.. first time guy 3 has done anything other than look lost in about 83839 years*

My mother drives like a freerange chicken.
Donald Trump tweets like a freerange chicken.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.