I beat the other team 24-0. They were owned like pizzas.
Or
I won 5-0, I owned him like a pizza with snakes on it.
Or
I won 5-0, I owned him like a pizza with snakes on it.
by harris April 03, 2003
To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth
Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!
by pizzadick16x0.5 April 12, 2021
Being or feeling awesome, amazing, etc. Because pizza is awesome. The new "feel like a million bucks".
by entity05 December 16, 2015
Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.
Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!
by Lalalala! May 08, 2006
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004
by F.H. October 06, 2021