One who cannot consume even the slightest amount of alcohol without puking everywhere

Someone who gets drunk really fast or stays drunk after a long period of not drinking

An odd shaped being that is hospitalized when returning from a stag do and has to rely on two separate drips to stabilize his condition.

Being a 3 beer queer. When every girl at the party is out drinking you. When all of your buddies have to cut you off at 5 beers, or else it could get ugly.

When you get drunk at the slightest taste of alcohol.

Prius of the smoking world
You can go so far on one hit

ummi rahman