when two gay guys get the glow-in-the-dark condoms put them on and hit their dicks together ussually performed in the dark

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

when 2 gay guys smack their penis' aginst each other

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady