by erotica69 September 17, 2005
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
When two balls are shot into the last remaining cup in a game of beer-pong, eliminating the chance of an opponent rebuttal
G1 "why didn't you take your rebuttal shots?"
G2 "Conner and Ipp just went lights out on us."
G1 " HaHa...you guys got fucked"
G2 "Conner and Ipp just went lights out on us."
G1 " HaHa...you guys got fucked"
by buckkkkk April 23, 2009
Sudden unexpected death
Did you hear about the dude that dropped dead while running a marathon? His heart fucking exploded and it was lights out right in the middle of the course! People had to run around the body for over 10 minutes until they tarped the corpse.
by Wordmaster Adam December 23, 2016
by Light Joker February 10, 2007
1) adj. to turn off, or 'out', the lights
2) adj. when making sweet love to a girl, he pulls out before ejaculating and shoots on her face (see Bukkakke)
2) adj. when making sweet love to a girl, he pulls out before ejaculating and shoots on her face (see Bukkakke)
1) Time to hit the field. But first - Lights Out!!
2) Honey, if you don't bake me a pie, I'm going to give you Lights Out!!
3) That whore loves lights out all over her face
2) Honey, if you don't bake me a pie, I'm going to give you Lights Out!!
3) That whore loves lights out all over her face
by Shawn Hunter - The Milf Hunter August 04, 2004
Apr 27 trending
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- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

