Man: I am feeling rather randy, dear. It is a good thing you bought some protective sheaths.

Woman: Indeed i did, sir. And they just so happen to appear phosphorescent when exposed to light!

Man: Well, old bean, i suppose we must LIGHT THE WAY!

Dude, you had sex with my girlfriend, you stole twenty bucks out of my wallet, and smoked my last cig?

May the bridges you burn light your way asshole.