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When a girl is giving you a blow job in a hot tub or pool, you hold her down below the water until you cum in her mouth as she drowns. Then call the lifeguard over to give her mouth to mouth and laugh as he swallows your cum.
Stephen: Did you lifeguard dat hoe
Christian: Yeah, she was chocking up water
Stephen: lol, thats hillarious
by skunkel February 03, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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