lice are aliens they have tiny UFO's that look exactly like seeds so no humans notice. They land in your hair and start running over your head waiting for you to itch and get them there food. If you resit the sensation they will itch your scalp themselves, but you see, lice are greedy and always want more so they itch to much. they itch inside of your head and have there luxurious red water as it dyes your hair. You scream in pain but they don't listen, they just want more... More!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lice refers to someone that is a snitch. See snitches have lice. And they sometimes are bald. So if you're a snitch... you have lice.So don't snitch... cuz then you'll have lice

Parasitic bugs which can infect areas where papers, old books, dust and mildew accumulate.

little white fuckin dots on your ball sack

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...

When you wear someone's hat, while you already have pre-existing lice.