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An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!
Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
by Adel7 September 10, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A place where people bathe in books.
Child: Mom, I'm going to the library for a while.
Mom: Okay, sweetie. Don't forget to use soap.
by mbenn16 December 13, 2015
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A place to borrow books for free. It is not pronounced "lie-berry"
"Hey, I am going to the lie-berry!"
"You're pretty retarded"
by JakeLandis August 22, 2005
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A place where you can borrow CDs, DVDs, software, and books for free! And best of all, you don't have to worry about giving your money to evil greedy organizations such as the RIAA or MPAA OR getting sued by them!
Now that I get all my movies from the library, I don't have to worry about my money going to the MPAA or getting sued by them!
by very amused... August 12, 2007
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A building that enables people to have access to computers, books, magazines, videos, dvds, etc. Where Librarians and Library Support Workers help people find the information they need.
I need more information about the planet pluto than the internet has given me. So, I'm off to the library to do research.
by ldchills February 22, 2006
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Any large collection of facts or information. Colloquially, a smart or knowledgeable person.
"Geez, that guy's a walking library!"
by Jenne Bunny November 07, 2007
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