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'Aye,' affirms Margaret-Anne as they walk off. 'Fuckin lezbeans.'
- Christopher Brookmyre, 'A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil', Little Brown, London, 2006, p281
by neil January 02, 2007
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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a bean you plant that in time grows into a very attractive lesbian
i planted a lezbean two weeks ago and i have a beautiful lesbian now :P:P
by jakem690 January 05, 2009
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A vegetable dish thats a favorite among dykes, that helps the ladies maintain healthy bowels.
Nancy made the ladies a lezbean casserole.
We women need our lezbeans to keep us regular.
by buttsacola July 30, 2010
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Pronounced Lez-been is a lesbian gym teacher that closely resembles a bean. You have no idea why she's teaching YOU about physical fitness when you can't tell her back boobs from her ass, but somehow, she's shouting at you "ON THE FLOOR!! SPREAD YOUR LEGS!! ON YOUR BACK NOW!!!!" and getting paid for it.
"I be Miss Johnson. I teach yo chilren bout dat physicah edjamacation. Dem chilren be disrespec fuh, talkin bout my back boobs. I'm just a lezbean. Aint my faut. Mmmmmmm RAPE TIME!!!!!!"
by Usagi__ February 23, 2008
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A lesbian, but in a subtle and nicer way to say it without offending someone.
by foxymanshorts August 20, 2007
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