A loyal person who is basically a therapist and mom combined. They are fun to hang out with, everyone they hangout with or meet wants their attention. They have a heart of gold and are very invested in the LGBTQ+ community. Makes a lot of gay jokes.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.