Because of her lexiconartist ways, she made it a personal goal to convince as many people as possible that the definition of "penultimate" was actually "the most ultimate" because, to her, it seemed more befitting.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you