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lexei is another word for someone who molests dogs, known to inhabit caves in southern peru, they feed on crunchy peanut butter and are lame.
shit! my dog just got lexei'd! that bitch just never stops......
by tommytwotoes November 11, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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