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what a girl says to you after you try and hook up with her and fail. This line is usually used by a girl who says that she has to be friends before getting involved but if the right guy comes in, everything else gets thrown out the door.
Girl: Listen, I really like you, but lets be friends first because i never date a guy who i dont know.
*random guy walks in*
Girl: wow i think i want to have sex with him
*random guy walks in*
Girl: wow i think i want to have sex with him
by William C. June 09, 2004
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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In a dating relationship, this is where one of the party involved means one or more of the following:
1. I don't want to date you anymore
2. I am interested in dating someone else
3. I am already dating someone else, and I need to lose your sorry ass.
1. I don't want to date you anymore
2. I am interested in dating someone else
3. I am already dating someone else, and I need to lose your sorry ass.
by Methos December 29, 2004
3
Doublespeak for "I don't want to be friends, in fact, it would probobly be best if we never spoke or saw each other ever again"
"Jenny broke up with me and told me she wanted to be friends, but she hasn't answerd my phone calls for the last month"
by GeoffreyG August 15, 2005
4
Girl: Yeah , you're a relly great guy, smart, funny, rich, cute, blah blah. I know we've dated for 5 years, but i think we should break up. For good. Never to date again under any circumstances. Oh yeah, LETS BE FRIENDS.
Man: Uhh.....
Man: Uhh.....
by Jagged Joe October 23, 2006
5
What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.
John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.
by RexGibson February 16, 2004
6
"Lets just be friends" is commonly used by females to break a relationship while attempting to maintain some sort of relationship with the victim, or attempts to prevent stalking and/or violent outbursts. Most commonly this leads to severe emotional trauma for the victim, and will lead him into a state of depression for several days.
by Keia Atkinson October 30, 2003