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A word used to describe a woman's sexual arousal for another woman.

The term is derived from the word boner, however it is unlike a boner in that it does not physically exist.
Patricia has a mean lesboner for Giada and wants to have her lesbabies!
by sileightymania April 05, 2010
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Used to describe a females feeling of sexual arousal.

"God he/she's hot, i've got a total lesboner"
by oralrich October 31, 2008
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The event of getting an erection while viewing a group of 2 or more lesbians participate in sexual activity (also including kissing). (This can be referenced to Tosh.O season 3, episode 5. When Daniel Tosh says that Black Swan gave him a Lesboner)
Heather and Sally started to get into it and every guy at the party got a Lesboner.
by Chuck the Old Man February 08, 2011
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n. An erection attained while observing two or more lesbians involved in sexual activity.
Have you seen that movie with Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon? Lesboner ahoy!


That old Traci Lords porn when she's eating that Black chick always gives me a lesboner.
by Guido Paparazzi August 08, 2005
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When a lesbian is extremely attracted someone or another lesbian.
"Wow, did you see that hot girl that just passed? I think I just got a lesboner!"
by Headphones December 04, 2014
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n- the obvious satisfaction particularly butch lesbians receive when traditionally male tasks are done instead by themselves.
"Wow Kayla sure has a lesboner after moving all those boxes."
by Donny White-o October 01, 2011
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