a stationary creeper. always there but doesnt follow

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

an overweight and/or ugly woman hanging out at the night club after the majority crowd has left, and scoops up the remaining available men that wouldn't touch her otherwise.