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adj. any joke that comes out of jay leno's retarded half stuttering mandibular longitude.
i kind of feel bad for dave, he was trying to impress that girl last night and the joke he told was a lenostraphy.
by shelton7421 August 23, 2007
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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