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adj. any joke that comes out of jay leno's retarded half stuttering mandibular longitude.
i kind of feel bad for dave, he was trying to impress that girl last night and the joke he told was a lenostraphy.
by shelton7421 August 23, 2007
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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