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Lennoxtown also called campsie is a little village on the outskirts of glasgow home to the young campsie teegay! It is full of violence and there is always sure to be a fight at the weekend, Lennoxtown can never have anything good init because it always gets wrecked by the wee neds that have nothing better to do than drink on the main street corners and cause fights!its another place that is just as bad as kirkie with its lazy residents who are work shy and the teenage mums who are desperate to get exra money and a house aff the social. Forget the red light district in glasgow if u want a girl just go there u'll pick one up for free cos it is full of little sluts and there are plenty to go about!
The campsie teegay think that they are mental but they are all mouth they pick fights then run away cos they are shit bags come to glasgow and start one n u'll soon get wot u deserve ya manky wee bastards!. They are building a celtic training ground there ha ha celtic! what a laugh! It won't last a week cos all the wee fanny's will wreck it just like they wreck everything else!lennoxtown is another place that should be blown off the map!.
by JP01 April 01, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011