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weird ass school in silicon valley. half of the school is hella smart ppl who want to get into stanford, while the other half destroys the fucking bathrooms in their free time. everyones depressed and ppl try and act ghetto even thought they live in a 1.5 million dollar house.
leigh high school student a: holy shit i wanna transfer to los gatos high or branham so fucking bad
b: why lol
a: didnt u see the bloody tampon that someone left on the toilet seat today?
b: why lol
a: didnt u see the bloody tampon that someone left on the toilet seat today?
by fuxkthisshxt September 23, 2019
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021