the stringy & bashful black companions that stick it out to the very end of a fucked up presidency

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

Fucking nasty ass hair that grows on your legs and for some reason men think it’s like OK for them to have like whole ass guinea pigs on their legs, the fuck

Weird growths stemming from the legs of humans. Can be shaved or grown out.

So guys don’t get to close to each other

So you don’t get too close to another guy