Patrick's famous meme from the Spongebob episode "Shanghaied"

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A war-cry or mating call introduced by Spongebob Squarepants in the episode "Shanghai'ed"; a seven-syllable phrase that can be commonly used for everyday purposes such as drawing attention to one's self, chanting during football matches or discussing relatively sensitive topics such as politics or religion.

A phrase meant to be yelled in a dramatically deep voice. Used as a follow-up to random noises in public.

A mating call or some kind of cry of excitement introduced by Patrick in the episode "Shanghaie'd". Can be confused as a cry of ecstasy.

A term used by Patrick star to attract Vikings for sex

A reptilian war cry infamously known for its use by SpongeBob SquarePants in the TV show, SpongeBob SquarePants. See also leedle leedle leedle fuck