Sucking on someone's ass hole while they take a shit.
My bitch gave me a dirty leech last night after I finished my burrito.
by Dirty_Leech January 26, 2011
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Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.
"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."
by Lekiwiski May 21, 2009
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Noun: A girl who is more interested in what is in your wallet than in you.
Dont go to the mall with her , shes a pocket leech.
by angreyposter October 11, 2005
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When passing a person on the highway and they speed up to match your speed, staying with you until you brake of get ahead of them, at which point they slow back down to their original speed.
I had to cut a speed leech off 'cause they would not let me pass.
by Amarak July 21, 2009
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A speed leech is a person who leeches speed off another driver when they pass. For example, one car is going a steady 50 mph and you pass him going 70 mph (because they are going too slow),..............and then "magically" they suddenly speed up to match your speed of 70 mph and keep up with you now , effectively leeching off your speed. This is done presumably because the speed leech figures if a police car is up ahead, the person in front will get the ticket. These people are cowardly people who are too wimpy to speed on their own and need to leech off another drivers speed
I am gonna lose this speed leech by going 100 mph, and see if they can keep up
by Picaboshouse March 10, 2016
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A mythical beast of Swedish origins. She gives birth to large headed replicas of herself sometimes wih moles on the backs of their heads.
A typical characteristic of Coral Leech is her inability to use her slightly smaller right arm. Also known as the 'Gimpy Arm'.
"Coral, Coral, Coral Leech"
"You are such a Coral Leech"
by Lee Harmann December 17, 2004
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1. A person that loves to suck big penises with voluptuous lips.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.
1. Chris is such a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.
by CrippleMaster March 02, 2009
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